The Chunky, Cheesy, Cuddle King

Major is a lovable, goofy guy with a whole lot of personality and a tail that doubles as a weapon of mass destruction. If you’re looking for the perfect mix of charm, smarts, and fluff, you’ve found it. Let me tell you a little more about what makes Major the best boy you’ll ever meet.

Favorites:

Favorite Treat: CHEEEESE! If you have cheese, you’re already soulmates.

Favorite Sport: The Floor Is Lava (Yes, it’s a sport. Yes, Major is undefeated.) Major can leap from couch to couch with the grace of a chunky gazelle.

Favorite Season: The one where white fluff falls from the sky. Humans call it winter, Major calls it heaven.

Favorite TV Show: Anything his humans will snuggle up and watch with him. Bonus points if he gets belly rubs. There are always bonus points…

Biggest Quirks:

Biggest Pet Peeve: Major can’t read all his fans’ comments on social media unless Mom helps. Fame is tough.

Wildest Attention-Seeking Move: Pooping in the middle of the farmers market. No regrets.

Biggest Fear: People walking by without saying “hi.” I mean, he’s of a BIG deal.

Fun Facts:

Idea of a Perfect Date: Eating fresh snow followed by a long nap on the couch.

Secret Talent: Comforting people by sitting on them (if that doesn’t work, I lick them until they laugh).

Nicknames: Major Taters, Chunky Chicken, Meatloaf—take your pick.

Major loves snacks, naps, and snowy adventures.